My transformation is now complete. I am now part of the “Mom” species. Yes, I know I have two kids and have been a mom for a while. But this week, I became a Mom with a capital M.
One of my students said about me, “She is like the cool mom.” And that aged me 10 years.
Then Dominic started soccer practice. And that added 10 more. I’m a freakin’ Soccer Mom. Feeling middle-aged and frumpy. How did this happen?
Soon, I’ll be shopping at JCPenney for Mom jeans. Thanks to SNL, I can show you what I mean.
The good news is that the boys love soccer. I’m happy because they’ll learn teamwork and get some exercise. Too bad the sand gnats like soccer practice too.
Mom jeans are hip.
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You’re sweet. Wrong, but sweet.
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Oh my.
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