Dear Kara,
Thanks for inviting me to Drag Queen Meat Bingo yesterday. It was one of many commitments I had for the day, but it was BY FAR the most fun.
I will be honest: I thought the “meat” part of the event was going to be the eye candy that one typically finds at drag events. Like Ru Paul’s Pit Crew.
But no, it was meat as in bacon, ribs, three chickens in a sack, etc.
Though it was slow to get going, the roof deck at Sasha’s Wine Bar was lovely. We were supposed to be able to see contestants in the Great Forest Park Balloon Race.
We saw two.
Bingo seemed to really pick up after Dieta Pepsi saw her old boss from the mortgage company where she used to work.
Then you won a prize drawing.
As we were both committed to being sober, you had to get a designated chugger.
The very next round was your round. Criss-cross applesauce = five pounds of pork steak.
Thank you for donating it to the cause: The family gathering at my house coming up in three weeks.
This platter of piggy barely fit in my freezer!
Add this run of yours to us winning Pajama Pawty trivia last week, and I’d say we are lucky together.
So thanks for inviting me. Looking forward to next time!
Love,
Your sister
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