Ladies, do you suffer from FAFO Face like VP Harris?
I know I do.
If you try to stop your face from moving, your thoughts come out through your eyes.
Trust me. I nearly killed a coworker last week, Homelander style.
In its mildest form, it manifests as RBF.
So what can we do?
Not a damn thing. Folks need to get over it. (Or stop doing stupid stuff to cause the face. 😄)
Here’s a handy decoder:
Now let’s test your knowledge. What is my face saying to you?
A. This bar is great.
B. The decor is unique.
C. I found love in a hopeless place.
D. I want to murder this man who sat four inches from me despite the fact that there were 10 empty seats at the bar.
If you said D, then winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Whatever you do, don’t be this guy:
It’s misogynistic and akin to “you should smile more.” Frank, how ’bout you train yourself to STFU.
If you need it, here’s a dude saying roughly the same thing:
It’s an extra layer of communication. Useful, I’d say.
I mean, just think about how moms operate. All you needed was THE LOOK from your mom, and you stopped your buffoonery immediately.
In retrospect, I should amend my first line. I do not “suffer” from FAFO Face. I actually celebrate it! I have the ability to communicate effectively without words.
But here are three:
Bite me, Frank. 😉
*Lady Gaga gives good face. That arched eyebrow!
Observe and report 
Frank sux! He’s caught hell on Twitter for this. I may or may not have commented myself, can’t remember. One thing I can tell you, is that if I did comment, the words fucker, weirdo, dumb shit, and any and all variations thereof, were included.
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EXCELLENT.
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Awesome! I watched an FBI guy “decode” Harris’ facial expressions and TFG’s — very interesting. Basically, her face and body language scared the shit out of him.
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As well it should. Smart, strong women scare him.
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He’s a monster.
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A complete hatebag.
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