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I just used that word in a text message to Trish the Human. I was typing it before I realized I had even thought of it. This is how I work.

The Urban Dictionary defines it as “an expression of disdain, disbelief, protest, or dismissal; a huff, grunt, or snort.” The site defines the word in other, less savory ways as well, but I’m not going to go into that.

It’s a good, useful word, and it conveys plenty of meaning in just seven letters. In case you are curious, I harumphed at Trish because she has been sick for two weeks but won’t go see a doctor. I said she was like my third child. She replied, “Fourth.” I said, “Yes. Fourth. Harumph,” which says a lot.

"Harumph" by kXXchan

"Harumph" by kXXchan

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Spelling is hard

Apparently for some people. But there is an amazing tool called a dictionary. Miraculous! Bad spellers of the world, unite and vow to look things up. Then you can avoid very public mistakes like this:

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“Currently” annoyed

I’d like to make a case against the word “currently.” I see no need for it. Let’s look at uses I’ve spotted recently:

“I am currently employed as a cashier.”

“The contest is open to all currently enrolled students.”

“We are currently located in San Francisco.”

If you can use “is,” “are” or “am,” then it is happening right now. “Currently” is redundant. And I am currently fed up.

Currently redundant

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A haiku for a holy day

Punctuation Day

Should be a bank holiday.

Let’s honor commas.

The joy of Dilbert

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Passive voice bothers me and sucks the life out of material. Academics, politicians and other bureaucrats LOVE passive voice. My students seem to like it too. At least that’s what their papers indicate.

Examples:

“As Americans, we tend to be frowned upon.”

“A new collection of her nonfiction has just been released.”

Just say WHO did/does/is doing WHAT, and say it first:

“French people tend to frown upon Americans visiting Paris.”

“Random House just released a new collection of Toni Morrison’s nonfiction work.”

I like this page because it offers more examples and advice, and has a quiz. Doesn’t everyone like a quiz?

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Brussels sprouts

Yes, that is how the vegetable is spelled. Brussels sprouts are members of the Brassicaceae (cabbage) family, and are pretty much universally reviled. I’ve recently discovered a love for them, but only the way I prepare them: cut in half, braised in sesame oil then sautéed in sea salt and garlic. Yummy. Trust me. If you need evidence, consider this: Both my kids like them. Last night, in fact, Gideon said, “We love you because you cook Brussels sprouts.” He really did say that.

I’m sure it is because we told them it builds muscles. And, because they are Batman and Superman, they care about big muscles. It is all in the presentation, folks.

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