I first heard about the store Forever 21 from a student in one of my classes a couple of weeks ago. That same week, a graduate student in another class was wearing a cute outfit and she said she got it at Forever 21. I was at the mall yesterday, so I went in.
Up until that point, I had never felt particularly old. True, the occasional “Diff’rent Strokes” joke did fall flat in class, but I could live with that. But surrounded by St. Vincent’s students and hoochie clothes, I knew I was way out of my element. I felt like Jimmy Stewart in “Vertigo.”
How I felt at Forever 21
My wrinkles and I left immediately, never to return.
Observe and report 
Feel assured that I will always catch your “Different Strokes” and “Vertigo” jokes. Helping you feel less old on a daily basis.
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