Thanks to my friend Heidi, I am now wearing my mascara in a variety of places. She directed me to a site that has me weeping: http://engrishfunny.com/
Here is a sample of what you will see on this site:
Enjoy!
Update: Here is a similar site, courtesy of my friend Billy: http://engrish.com/
Observe and report 
OMG. Popcorn Popoop
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