I received a forwarded e-mail with the subject line “I think Beth might like this one.”
It’s true. I do.
The e-mail originated with Jason, significant other of frequent contributor Shane Marshall Brown. And here is the photo:
Seen in Kalamazoo, Michigan
That sounds like an offer I can’t refuse. I could use $7,500 and 15 extra years. I wonder what kind of injury qualifies. Maybe a small flesh wound? I’m not so much into killing …
Observe and report 
$7,500 strikes me as a bit cheap. Is that some kind of sale?
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