I saw “Jaws” at an impressionable age, so I don’t swim in the ocean. Water up to my knees is fine, thank you very much. I’m fascinated by shark attacks, so this tweet caught my eye:
Is this the finned marauder responsible for an attack on tourists in the water near Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt?
Maybe. Maybe not.
The amazing thing about this story is the anthropomorphism of sharks.
Look, people, it’s a shark, not the Bikini Killer. If you don’t want to be lunch, stay out of the water. It’s that simple.
Observe and report 
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