Writer’s block. Dissertation stress. The lure of my pollinated backyard.
Whatever the reason, it is quite sad that I have had nothing to say here since the Rattlesnake Roundup. (Maybe that said it all.)
So you get to choose a topic:
- How to recognize and use rhetorical devices
- Common grammar mistakes and how to avoid them
- Pet peeves
- My latest food crushes
- My dissertation: What’s up with that?
- Newt Gingrich
- Why my children will be scarred for life
- The time I was sentenced to church
- Students, broken down by kind (an extension of this post)
- What I would do if I got Johnny Depp alone in a room
Your choice. Make a selection in the comments by Thursday, March 24, at midnight.
Observe and report 
I’m gonna have to go with 5, Bob. I mean, Beth. Also, remove number ten, before someone gets hurt.
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I’d like a number seven with fries.
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#10 please!!!!! oh sorry i thought it said what I would do w/johnny depp alone in a room… as an alternative i’ll go w/number 4 the food related stuff
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i’m interested in #8 The time I was sentenced to church.
i know there is a great story behind that one.
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6 please. The idea of a presidential candidate named for an amphibian which possesses the ability to regenerate a heart or spine is just rife with comedic material.
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OK, including votes on Facebook, No. 4 is leading with No. 7 and No. 8 tied for second place. Eight hours left for voting!
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We share many of the same food addictions!
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