Dominic has been offering a stream of one-liners this week. Here are three:
He was scratching my back and asked me what the straps were. I explained the concept of a bra, and likened it to boys wearing underwear to support their bits. He wanted to know more.
D: Why can’t I wear one?
Me: Because you don’t have breasts and there’s nothing to support.
D: Daddy’s chest sticks out.
Me: Yes. He has pectoral muscles not breasts.
D: Well my muscles are going to stick out too because I eat my vegetables.
This morning’s goodbye kiss with Eddie was a little longer than usual. Then we noticed Dominic looking at us and smiling.
D: That’s just like in the movies!
Tonight he was wrestling with Gideon, and Gideon got hurt and started crying.
Me: How many times have I told you not to play like that?
D: A thousand.
That’s my son!
Observe and report 
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