One of the bad aspects of Facebook is that grammar/punctuation mistakes are out there for friends to see. It’s good for a grammarian like me, though, who can use mistakes as fodder for her blog. Here are three mistakes I’ve seen too often in the past week.*
“Awe”
Many people write this when they mean “aw,” as in an exclamation of dismay or some other sentiment. “Awe” conveys wonder or respect.
Example: “I am in awe of her inability to use ‘aw’ correctly.”
“Whenever”
Don’t confuse “whenever” with “when.” “Whenever” means that something always happens. “When” means it happened once.
Example 1: “When I went to the store yesterday, I bought Brussels sprouts.”
Example 2: “Whenever I go to the store, I buy beer.”
“Myself”
If you want to identify yourself in a photo, just use “me” or “I,” depending on the sentence. Don’t write “Charles and myself at graduation” or whatever.
Example: “This is a photo of Royce, Trish and me competing in the Bobbing for Pigs’ Feet event at the Redneck Games.”
I know Facebook is a fun forum, but let’s try not to butcher the language. Thanks.
(Uh oh. Do I hear the sound of dozens of “unfriend” clicks?)
* No images of the offenders’ comments; I don’t want to embarrass them publicly.
Observe and report 
BTW: Your title totally reminded me of the theme song from the Golden Girls!… thank you for being a friend, you traveled down the road back again, your heart is true you’re a pal and a confidant….. (I think that’s the words anyway!)
Best, Becca
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I sang it too when I wrote the headline …
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I see your little sneaky tactics! Don’t think I didn’t notice that sentence with my name in it!
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What? What are you talking about? I would never be sneaky like that.
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Lovely post. I’ll turn facebook vegetarian. lol.
😉
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Ha! And thanks.
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So why am I just now realizing upon reading your post that it’s Brussels sprouts and not brussel sprouts?
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Because that is one of those commonly mispronounced/misspelled words. Don’t feel bad!
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