This week I submitted the final version of my dissertation and the corresponding paperwork. One of my first activities as a new Ph.D.? Attend the 2011 Redneck Games.
Allow me to take you on an amazing journey with this gallery of images.
Redneck living room
Redneck Granny comes over for a chat. A long chat.
Awaiting the lighting of the ceremonial torch
Posing while awaiting the lighting of the ceremonial torch
Lighting the ceremonial torch
Let the games begin!
Enjoying the view.
Royce enjoys himself.
Redneck Snooki
Redneck Snooki performs.
Jack Sprat and his wife
"Germany Sucks"
Redneck rump shaker
Redneck horseshoes
Royce seems intrigued while Sarah seems perplexed.
John and Heidi are mystified. Or sleeping.
Jeff Vaughan and his moonshine.
One of many interesting tattoos
Tiffany must be so pleased.
What?
Yeehaw.
Jorts are never a good idea.
Armpit serenade
Redneck Riviera
Redneck water slide
Sarah partakes in riverdancing.
It's really too hot for a Dixie duster.
Crack kills.
Sigh.
Bobbing for pigs' feet
See other comment regarding jorts.
On our way to get a second round of "sno-cones."
The Man of Steel and his buns of puff pastry
Dixie overload
It is important to know your true size when you shop.
See comment regarding clothing sizes.
Redneck Granny needed a nap.
Observe and report 
omg
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Looks like you had a great time!
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It was amazing!
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I wouldn’t have believed it unless I saw it…..I thought these were fake pictures….Now I am embarresed to be from Georgia.
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I’m convinced some of these get-ups were deliberate displays for the media.
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OMG I’m glad I live in New England. Weather may suck, but…
He, congrats, Doctor…
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Yes, here we have hot weather and people shedding clothing because of it. (And thanks!)
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poor Heidi and John…
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No sympathy for them. They wanted to come!
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I kind of like the idea of jorts. Better than sagged pants!
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