Thinking of going to Vegas? Looking for something other (cheaper) than Celine and casinos? Check out Beth’s Vegas Guide for Weirdos Like Her.
1. Take a sweet limo from the airport.
2. Get married (remarried, renewed, whatever) in the cheesiest way possible.
3. Play a round of miniature golf with KISS (replicas, of course).
4. Enjoy an evening of “Absinthe” — a mix of comedy and Cirque du Soleil.
These two are on roller skates.
5. Listen to a band like Squeeze at the House of Blues.
6. Watch the dancing fountain at the Bellagio.
7. Show your love for your friends outside their hotel room door. (Thanks, Royce and Sarah!)
8. Eat at delightfully tacky restaurants such as the Peppermill.
9. Go to one of the billion sex shops and marvel at the wares.
10. Wait for an hour for the shuttle back to your hotel because someone doesn’t want to walk. Watch people walk up and down the strip.
11. Take pictures of all the entrepreneurs in their get-ups.
12. Take photos of your friends in front of interesting signs.
13. Copyedit signs.
Is spelling it that way supposed to be a joke?
Should be "girls who want to meet you."
14. Bask in the glow of the city’s neon.
15. Keep your mouth shut about all your adventures. (I have, more or less.)
Safe travels!
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