Dear Joe Manganiello,
I owe you an apology. I’m so sorry that I didn’t notice you earlier. I guess I was preoccupied. But thanks to Entertainment Weekly‘s relentless coverage of “Magic Mike” and “True Blood,” I’m now paying attention. Close attention.
Hello, Joe!
I see from IMDb that you’ve been working for some time. Unfortunately for me, I don’t watch “One Tree Hill,” “How I Met Your Mother” and “True Blood.” Eddie is the “True Blood” fan in the family. “Who’s Eddie?” you ask. My husband. Yes, I’m married — married, but not dead. (He’s hot too, by the way. I have good taste.)
Anyway, thank you for spending countless hours at the gym to make yourself memorable. Thank you for constantly removing your shirt to show off the results of your hard work. And thank you for wearing leather and other supple fabrics. And crawling around in the woods.
Here’s to a new season of “True Blood” (starting tomorrow) and to the forthcoming “Magic Mike” (June 29). I’ll be paying attention from now on.
Love and kisses,
Beth
Observe and report 
So, who does he replace on your list?
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Chris Hemsworth, I think. Blake has to stay because he’s funny and likes to drink.
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I think that man is allergic to clothing. Every time I see him he is nearly naked. No complaints here.
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Clothing is so scratchy. (Thank you, Jesus!)
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I watch True Blood because I believe it’s in his contract to be naked at least once an episode.. His ass is fabulous.
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Mmmm … nudity …
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