Dear Spammers:
I appreciate your attempts to make your comments on my blog look legitimate. However, I think it is time to hire someone who has a better command of the English language.
For example, Pace Express, I can’t imagine how my website “got here up.” And please don’t “clutch [my] RSS feed” or anything else.
Viagra online, I’m not sure what it means to “larn,” but I don’t think I want that either. I won’t mention the run-on sentence because I always try to be “user genial.”
And as for you, Olive Garden, your teacher needs more than “this tips.”
I know you, as spammers, have to do what you have to do. Please just try to use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation while you do it.
Thank you for your consideration.
Offering “clearness for [my] submit,”
Beth
* “Spam” is a portmanteau of those two words. Now you know.
Observe and report 
At least the Viagra message said “user genial” & not “user genital,” which is what I thought it said at first.
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Yes, that is a good thing.
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