Listen, Body Parts: We need to talk.
Bladder, I’ll start with you. I’m fine with hanging out with you during the day, but this 2:30 a.m. desperate cry for attention is getting on my nerves. And Brain, just because Bladder is up, that doesn’t mean you have to be also.
Neck, I’m not sure why you are cranky all of a sudden, but you need to get over yourself. It shouldn’t be all about you. Now everyone else is overcompensating because you don’t want to move. Get with the program!
Metabolism, I’m still not speaking to you after you started to balk at carbs and bacon.
Skin, what’s with the random displays of pigment and dry patches? I thought we were good. I take care of you with hundreds of dollars worth of potions and this is how you repay me?
All of you renegades need to take a cue from the Eyes. They are doing their job, working well with others, and are not clamoring for attention.
So this is a warning that you all need to settle down. Don’t make me have to call in backup.
Sincerely,
Beth
Observe and report 
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