Dear Readers (if I have any left):
After radio silence for a month, I give you two posts in two days. What the what?! I know!
I woke up this morning singing that old chestnut “The 12 Days of Christmas” — with a twist. I realized this is the topical post I should have written yesterday:
(Apologies to English composer Frederic Austin)
By Christmas 2013, the media gave to me (sing with me now):
Robin’s boob obsession
Rob Ford’s flagrant crack use
Paula and the “N” word
Weiner’s wiener scandal
Miley Cyrus twerking
Obama’s website screwup
Baldwin’s use of THAT word
More Zimmerman (hold it out for emphasis)
Megyn Kelly’s misstep
The Duck dude’s homophobia
Kingston’s callous comment
And a dumbass on a British Air flight.
Now just try to get that song out of your head.
You’re welcome.
Beth
Observe and report 
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