What recently greeted me in a bathroom stall
Dear Ladies Using Public Restrooms:
I know you are busy. We are all busy. Still, I need you to add 24 seconds to your bathroom routine. After you do No. 1 or No. 2, you must follow these simple steps (especially if you do No. 2):
- Look at the toilet. Did you sprinkle when you tinkled? Yes? Wipe the damn seat.
Time to completion: two seconds. - Look into the toilet. Is everything that came from you and/or the toilet paper roll gone? No? Flush again.
Time to completion: two seconds. - Wash your hands. With soap!
Time to completion: The CDC recommends 20 seconds. - Optional step: Dry your hands.
Time to completion: five seconds.
Just 24 seconds of your time (29 if you dry) can mean the difference between a positive bathroom experience and someone (me) muttering “Seriously?!” as she
heads to the next stall or commences toilet triage if other stalls are full.
Thank you for flushing it forward,
Beth
Observe and report 
I recognize those tiles!
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