Dear Buffalo, New York:
I’ve enjoyed getting to know you over the past 24 hours. One of the many perks of my job is that I get to travel to different cities. I am an enthusiastic explorer, always willing to try new things and go new places.
I visited you once before. I was seeing a boyfriend in Cleveland and we decided to take a road trip to Niagara Falls. I don’t really remember anything about that trip though.
Of course I headed to Niagara Falls while seeing you again. Wash away old memories and make new.
I also took a native up on her suggestion to eat at Duff’s.
It doesn’t look like much from the outside, but the inside is magical.
I ate at Anchor Bar also. Delightful!
I do need to talk to you about teeny tiny thing though. Teensy, really. This:
What is going on here? Does the meat raffle come after winners of the gun raffle take their prizes out for practice? How can this be safe? Why is this held after wrestling? Are these two connected?
Also, I want to know why you don’t know how to use apostrophes. What? You don’t know what I’m talking about? Look in the background. Here — let me help:
Oh Buffalo. I’m so disappointed.
Maybe we should just focus on the wings. And that amazing natural wonder. Yes. Let’s do that.
Those wings really are fantastic.
Hope to see you soon!
Beth
Observe and report 
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