Dear Volkswagen:
I don’t love you any more. I want a divorce.
We used to be so great together. It was love at first sight between you (in the form of my Eos) and me. Then a year ago, our relationship soured. My Eos started making me look bad, then tried to kill me. Over and over again.
Let me explain:
In September of last year, the door upholstery on the passenger side inexplicably came unglued. I took it to my local dealer, Vaden Volkswagen, expecting it to be fixed immediately. My service consultant said he had seen it before but that you won’t repair it. Really? Um. OK.
I took it to a body shop he recommended. The fellow there said that he could glue it back for $90 but that it would just come unglued again. He could also replace the door for $700.
I gulped. Hard.
Then I colored in the fiberglass underneath with Sharpie so it wasn’t as noticeable (see Exhibit A) and pretended it hadn’t happened.
In May, the upholstery on the driver side came unglued (see Exhibit B).
Let me interrupt myself to point out that I take care of my car. I keep the car in the garage at home and I park in a parking garage at work.
When I showed this new development to my service consultant, he said, “Well, you do have more than 100,000 miles on your car.” Yes, that may be. However, I’m not driving on the top of the doors.
I spoke to two of your “customer care” representatives. They told me, basically, “Tough luck.”
So I’ve posted a public notice (Exhibit C).
Then the car started trying to kill me. I would be driving down the road and suddenly pressing the gas pedal would not accelerate the car. The car would hop a few times and coast. No gas. Then, just as suddenly, the gas pedal would work again.
I took it in for the first of many, many attempts to diagnose the problem. I even had the fuel pump replaced. See Exhibit D for proof (ignore your consultant’s inability to spell):
Even though this situation happens to me EVERY SINGLE TIME I drive the car, your technicians can’t duplicate the problem or figure out what’s wrong. I even took video of it happening not once but twice.
It’s apparently a real headscratcher. To you.
This puzzle is going to get me killed. Imagine my dismay when this happens on I-16 as I drive my two kids to school.
So my Eos — the car I loved completely and paid off happily — is unsightly and unsafe.
And you can’t and won’t do anything about it.
That’s why I want a divorce.
In the meantime, I’m telling everyone I know about my problems with you. Remember this quote by Douglas Adams in “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”:
- Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Here’s to getting justice in my own special way. I hope I see justice before I see a bright light …
Living in fear,
Beth
I found this article after my wife’s Eos started losing its upholstery. With 90k miles, this car has been a horrible money pit. Both window motors went out within weeks of each other, the roof leaks over the passenger seat and no one can figure out how to fix it, the top got stuck open… What a disappointment
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Yes! My roof leaks on the driver side, but not all the time. Three mechanics later, my gas pedal problem appears to be fixed (knock wood) but no one at VW cares at all about the fact that the upholstery comes unglued on every single Eos!
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