Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Oh, hey! So … I didn’t see you there, what with all the other “it” guys. It’s hard to notice Loki with Thor and Iron Man and Hulk around.
But yeah, then “Crimson Peak” happened. And um … wow. So, I had to, well, write this letter.
When you as Baronet Sharpe looked at Edith (Mia Wasikowska) for the first time, I was all, “Hey, his eyes are kind of … piercing.”
Then when you leaned her back in the attic with a powerful kiss, I thought, “Oh. My!”
And then when you two consummated your marriage — your Victorian man breeches slipping down to expose a delectable derrière, I had to fan myself with my empty nacho tray.
So, yeah.
I’m not the only one who got the vapors. Bustle writers did too.
I just wanted to say thanks for opening up the field for me. Clearly I was loitering too long in Johnny Depp/Blake Shelton land.
Love and hot gothic romance kisses,
Beth
Observe and report 
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