Dear Readers,
I apologize for my radio silence. I have writer’s block. Well, it’s not a block as much as it is a bad case of self-censorship. I assure you I’m not “wasting time,” George R.R. Martin style.
Until I post a new letter (read: decide to stop worrying about offending someone), here is a fun matching game for you to play.
Match the comment with the person who said it to me. Answers at the bottom.
- “Will you make time for my funeral?”
- “If you swallow your gum, you can just poop it out.”
- “Can we go to Lowe’s? I need some red tape.”
- “You’re quiet. Are you upset? Are you mad at me?”
- “Something is wrong with you.”
A. My 11-year-old son
B. My 9-year-old son
C. My father
D. My boss
E. My husband
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See you here soon (I hope),
Beth
1. C, 2. B, 3. A, 4. D, 5. E
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