Dear Fashion Gods,
You don’t know me (clearly) but I have a favor to ask you: Please could you make the jacked-up booty shorts trend for women go away?
They are high waisted, which makes them look like mom jeans. (We know that’s not good.)
Yet they are so short they often let a little labia loose. Don’t even get me started on how much air the ass is getting.
Lest you think I’m a prude, it’s not the near nudity that troubles me. It’s the fact that they don’t look good on ANYONE.
You’re not in Hazzard County.
Many beautiful women have been taken down by the most recent iteration of Daisy Dukes. Ariel Winter, I’m looking at you.
No, girl.
While you are at it, please eradicate skinny jeans for men.
Again, this is a trend that favors no body style.
This dude looks like he has childbearing hips thanks to these pants.
Not even Harry Styles is immune.
Yuck.
And when they are paired with a whole aesthetic, well then …
Hipsters or Civil War soldiers? (I can’t take credit for that; it’s been going around.)
If you would be so kind as to address these issues, I would be so thrilled.
In your debt,
Beth
Observe and report 
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