Dear Spammers,
This is not the first time I’ve written to you (see here, here or here for a memory refresher). This time, I’m prompted because I’m just mystified at why I am the recipient for such strange things.
I don’t wear dentures.
I haven’t bought flowers lately.
I’m not looking to hook up with singles, not even desperate Asian girls.
The only thing on this list that fits is Smithsonian Magazine. It’s time to renew my subscription.
So help me out here. I’m not the target audience, so why am I targeted?
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Good luck finding your MILF hunter,
Beth
Observe and report 
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