Dear DJ Pauly D,
Thanks for a great night! The only thing that would have made it better is if you had brought your boyfriend and mine: Vinny.
As everyone who knows me and/or reads this blog is painfully aware, I love “Jersey Shore” and all the permutations. Your bromance with Vinny gives me life.
Knowing my jones for Jerzday, it should be no surprise that I HAD to go see you when you came to Atlanta.
I would have loved to take Gideon. We’re couch chooches. But it was a 21+ show, and he’s 13. Eddie was my lucky Plus One.
As I walked out the door, Gideon demanded photos and videos. Of course I obliged.
If only he had written, “Yeah, Buddy!”
Contrast that with my other son, aka Captain Crankypants.
He’s also punctuation challenged.
There was a lady in the loo who was challenged too — challenged by the soap dispenser. She kept banging on it and hollering, “I need soap! I need soap and Jesus!”
I’m not sure if she got either. I left to see the rest of your set.
It was everything I hoped it would be and more.
You spun for hours. I was impressed.
And even sported a Braves jersey!
Your other buddy was represented well too.
Thanks for putting on a fantastic show!
Love and fist pumps,
Beth
Observe and report 
It sounded a bit like the women in the bathroom at Johnny’s Hideway when we were there.
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Ahaha! Drunk women in bathrooms make me laugh. Silly, loud, usually helpful to others, etc.
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