Dear Dominic,
You are something else. You call to mind Forrest Gump:
Your raging hormones ensure that life with you is unpredictable, at best.
See, this recent text exchange made me laugh:
(Why didn’t you take a selfie? I don’t know.)
This one with your father is pretty funny also:
And you even charmed some college girls when I took you to my Public Speaking class as a visual aid. One student was doing her informative speech on the difference between college-aged Gen Z and younger representatives of the generation.
Students in the class gave the presenter high marks for her breathing visual aid:
When you left, half the girls in the class squealed, “He’s SO CUTE.”
Don’t let that go to your head.
For the love of gawd, as you wrote.
Just don’t.
Instead, focus on your school work so I don’t have to have convos like this:
I love you despite your bad attitude and general slackery.
Mama
Observe and report 
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