Dear Elek,
I didn’t know I needed you in my life until you showed up.
I have a predilection for hairy males, but you are a little furrier than most.
And even though your breath smells like fish and ass, I let you into my bed.
I woke up spooning you.
I’m sorry if I moved too fast.
But it’s been a long time since I’ve had a new fella in my bed.
My hairy bedmate, post-spoon
You are so handsome when you sun yourself.
Yes, I know you have a lady already. And yes, I know you and Gideon are supposed to be bro-ing it up this week. But it’s clear whom you love best.
So if you want to leave Sherry for me, you beautiful creature, I would be more than fine with that.
Love and wet kisses,
Beth
Observe and report 
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