Dear TP Hoarders:
Calm down. No need to buy out each store.
You are the reason Whole Foods had to set some limits.
Note that when I went, it was with the intent to hoard something else:
Sumo oranges: Expensive but worth it.
Why am I not worried about having enough toilet paper?
Because I’ve been smarter than the average bear for nearly two years.
With a bidet, you never have to worry about a TP shortage.
You’ll never hear me ask if you can spare a square.
It’s cleaner and cheaper over time. You can buy one from the comfort of your own home. No need to expose yourself to COVID-19.
You’ll be prepared for this pandemic AND the next (shudder), while helping save the planet.
Yours in healthy hygiene,
Beth
Observe and report 
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