Dear People With Normal Human Eyes,
Remember I said I needed glasses almost all the time?
Well, I don’t need glasses to see certain things.
For those things, I’m apparently the ONLY one who can see them.
It’s like my mom superpower.
Here are some of the things only I can see:
Ramen in the sink.
Remains of ramen in a pot.
A measuring cup that won’t get clean.
That there’s no cheese in this container.
The green light on the washer indicating clothes are done.
That the recycling bin is full.
I should feel powerful with all this magical sight.
But I actually feel drained.
Tell me: Can you see these things with your normal human eyes? Or am I really that special?
Yours truly,
Hawkeye
Observe and report 
I see them. 😦
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