Dear Gideon,
What’s this about you having a girlfriend?
Your brother is a reporter after his mother’s heart.
Dominic: Did you know Gideon’s got a girlfriend?
Me: What? No!
Him: For a month now. Long distance. She lives in Arizona. Her name is Kate [redacted].
Me: What? How did they meet?
Him: On Yubo. We made Dylan download it because he’s got no girl.
Me: Is that like a dating social media app for y’all?
Him: Yeah. Like Tinder.
Me: Tinder for kids. Kinder!
😂
(I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your server!)
Anyway, start spilling. I need details.
Love,
Your curious mother
*The Killers. Very catchy.
Observe and report 
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