Dear Greg,
Thanks for your inquiry into the space I have listed on Airbnb.
I have questions:
- Why are you contacting me and not your wife? She has a job (clearly), so I assume she is a big girl who can plan her own trips.
- Will I be able to rent out the kitchen and living room for those nights as she apparently won’t be using them?
- Do you do this kind of thing all the time? Ask for “a better deal” where negotiation is not standard?
- If you buy a car, do you negotiate the price based on how many times you plan to drive it?
- What about your own house or apartment? Did you ask for a discount on the price or rent based on how many times you’ll use the whole house?
Sorry, Greg, but your request is ridiculous to me. The site is Airbnb not Airb. And I’m going to be a B and say NO!*
I’m still going to have to get it ready and clean it when she leaves. The price is comparable to other places and much cheaper than a hotel.
You and your wife can take it or leave it.
Sincerely,
Beth
*Credit to my cousin Ellen for that gem.
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This is hilarious.
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Thank you! 🙂
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