Dear Missouri Drivers,
I’m so glad I learned to drive in Atlanta where Nascar has nothing on I-285. If I hadn’t, there’s no way I would have been prepared for you.
Perhaps you didn’t get any drivers education. Let me help.
Pro Tip 1
People getting onto the highway need to be able to merge. Let them in, for crying out loud!
Pro Tip 2
When someone has his/her/their turn signal on, that means the person wants to get over. Oh but wait, none of you seems to know what that is.
Pro Tip 3
The turn signal is a lever on your steering wheel that, when activated, lets other drivers know you want to make a turn or get into a different lane. You are in the Show Me state, so show me your freakin’ turn signal.
Pro Tip 4
It’s helpful to other drivers for you to pick a lane and STAY IN IT. Weaving in and out is annoying and dangerous.
Pro Tip 5
The posted speed limit is not a suggestion. It’s the max. It’s right there on the sign!
Maybe y’all drive this way to avoid all the potholes and road damage.
Seriously, these roads are about as bad as the ones I had the misfortune of driving in Antigua. That’s saying something.
Please, for the love of God, think of your fellow drivers.
I thank you from the bottom of my wheel wells.
Beth
Observe and report 
Ah…Seattle had the worst drivers in my life; stranger driving culture than Tijuana.
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I haven’t driven in either place. Maybe Seattle folks are overcaffeinated.
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Maybe — Seattle drivers are definitely aggressive. And TJ? Just a different world.
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