Dear Content Providers*:
To avoid annoying people who care about the English language (i.e., me), please learn how to use apostrophes, when to use “I” and when to use “me,” and what spelling of the word you need for your sentence.
Auntie Beth is here to help. Again.
1. Apostrophes
As I have explained before, apostrophes have two uses: to show possession (of things or people, but not by demons) and to show that a letter is missing (sometimes forming contractions).
What the older-looking Faddel (above) should have written is:
“19 years old, financially stable, in shape, family’s healthy.”
That would mean his family is healthy. Instead, he has pluralized “family” and rendered the sentence nonsensical.
To pluralize, you DO NOT use an apostrophe. Ever. (Please stop making me have to explain this.) Perhaps Tybee Island lifeguards are spending all their time training for beach emergencies and not worrying about punctuation, but I believe in clarity.
2. I vs. me
Here it is, one more time with feeling: Use “I” when you are referring to the subject of the sentence, “me” when you are referring to the object. The linguistics scholar above should have known better. She shouldn’t feel too awful though; even Lady Gaga gets it wrong:
3. Homonyms
Homonyms are words that sound alike but are spelled differently.
Trump is not the only one who has trouble with this if my Facebook, Twitter and Instagram feeds are any indication. Please consider carefully which version of the word you need. I don’t want to have to keep going over this.
Thank you so much.
You’re (not “your”) a peach!
Beth
*By this I mean anyone who maintains a social media account, prepares signs, writes to someone else, etc.
Should be “teachers.”
Observe and report 