Dear Monét X Change,
I owe you an apology. I did not fully appreciate your work at the event last night.
As much as I like you in general, I was there for the sole purpose of seeing Big Freedia.
Everyone knows how much I love Big Freedia.
I mean, why else would straight, middle-aged me go to this?:
Lord knows that I am not the target audience.
My friend Wendy went with me. We were definitely the oldest people there by about 25 years. Two of a handful not in costume. And I’d bet a rainbow flag that I was the only heterosexual.
Not that any of this matters. It was a fun night. It was nice to get out, as my new job has consumed my life.
BUT we were there to see Big Freedia. And while I appreciate that you stepped in last minute when Freedia had a family emergency, I wasn’t really feeling your set.
I also wasn’t feeling the four bathrooms and two small bars for 500 people.*
I WAS feeling a new friend named Derek, though. Literally. He asked me to fix the garter buckle on the stockings of his sexy nurse costume. I was happy to help, and I ended up with what he proclaimed as my “new twink son.”
Anyway, thanks for your service.
Happy Halloween!
Beth
*not an exaggeration
🤣❤️
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PS Checked out his sound. Not from any of my worlds but I liked it. I wanted to share a band, but I can’t find them LA hip-hop but very funny and self-mocking. Not Cypress Hill (whom I like) but… OH well.
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Please do share if you find them. I’ll listen to anything once!
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I will! 🙂
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Manic Hispanics 😃
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