Dear IHOP:
To borrow from Taylor Swift, “Why you gotta be so mean?”
Let me explain.
My family and I recently visited the newly open restaurant in Pooler. We walked in and immediately were struck by the fact that servers outnumbered diners four to one. When I asked for a booth, the hostess gave me such a dirty look that I backed down and meekly took the table.
It was our server’s second day on the job and about to be her last, she said. Why? The owners and corporate reps were in town — hence the reason there were about 24 servers on duty. She said servers weren’t making any money because they had just a couple of tables all day. (This explains why we had to sit at a certain table.)
I watched her carry our four drinks, spilling mine because she didn’t have a tray. “Why don’t you have a tray?,” I asked, remembering my days as a server at Western Sizzlin’. She said there were only a couple of trays in the whole restaurant, and they could only use them for certain purposes. Carrying drinks apparently was not one of them.
Um … what?!?
I’m a chatty sort, so chat we did. She told me all the servers had just been barked at by one of the suits because they had too many cutlery bundles on the tables. They had put four bundles out for a four-person table. That makes sense to me, but it is not OK in IHOPland. Four-tops get two bundles; six-tops get four. No wonder we always have to ask for silverware.
I happened to spot one of the suits. As I was riled up, I marched over to talk to him. Topics: excessive amount of servers, trays, silverware. This fellow, a vice president according to his business card, could not have been smarmier. He was incredibly dismissive of me and simply said that “corporate” has determined all of the policies so that all IHOPs are the same.
Here’s an excerpt from our conversation:
Me: “But not allowing trays makes it harder for servers to do their jobs.”
Him: “They can use trays.”
Me: “They can’t use trays to carry drinks.”
Him: “No, they can. They just can’t put the trays on the table.”
Me: “But no one is using trays here.”
Him: “Yes, they are.”
Our server: (overhearing conversation but out of the VP’s eye line, meets my eyes and shakes her head, “No.”)
I did not see anyone use a tray the entire time I was there.
Another excerpt:
Me: “It doesn’t seem logical that tables for four people would only have two bundles of silverware.”
Him: “Yes, it does. IHOP corporate wants all IHOPs to look the same when customers walk in.”
Me: “But they could look the same if they had the right amount of silverware on the tables as well. We always have to ask for silverware.”
Him: “The hostess should count the number of people and bring the amount needed.”
Me: “Well, first of all, that makes extra work for people, which doesn’t make sense. Second, our hostess didn’t bring two extra bundles for us.”
Him: “Yes, she did.”
Me: (Looking at him with my patented “Are you effing kidding me?” glare) OK. I give up.
Good job, IHOP, for selecting a person for a vice president role who has such a handle on (inane) IHOP policies yet a complete inability to grasp why policies exist: to help customers have an enjoyable dining experience and want to return.
So we are not going to return. Sorry, IHOP. You need to rethink your rules and leadership.
Came hungry, left unhappy,
Beth
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