Dear loyal readers,
If you have been with me here for a while, you know that grammar and punctuation often are topics for posts. Many moons ago, I wrote a few posts about words I hate. I also wrote the antithesis post. Two, actually.
But I have a new list with a theme.
Always an anglophile, I’ve become even more obsessed with all things England after my recent trip. As you all know.
[Before you get your knickers in a twist (explanation below) about this obsession, just know that my fixations come and go, roughly lasting two weeks to a month (memory refreshers here, here and here). Bear with me; it’s almost over. Also, I’ve been bingeing “Game of Thrones.” Cut me some slack.]
Hence: British words I love (in alphabetical order, because I’m proper like that)
- ace and, sometimes, aces (adjectives): excellent
Use it in a sentence, please: “That’s ace!” Trish said when her telephonophobic friend finally called her back instead of texting.
- barmy and barking (adjectives): mad, crazy
Use it in a sentence, please: Eddie thought his wife had gone barmy for going out every weekend.
- bollocks and bollocking (nouns): nonsense, verbal trash; trashing, telling off
Use it in a sentence, please: Si spent way too much time talking bollocks. Meanwhile, Clair gave Karl a royal bollocking for sleeping during the set. (In his defense, he did have to get up at 6 a.m.)
- candyfloss (noun): cotton candy
Use it in a sentence, please: Her late grandmother’s hair was blue and spun into an orb like candyfloss at the circus.
Use it in a sentence, please: Hannah is contemplating a caravan rental for the music festival.
- car park (noun): parking lot/garage
Use it in a sentence, please: Terry didn’t like to go to new places because he worried about finding adequate car parks.
- cheeky (adjective): impertinent
Use it in a sentence, please: Gideon is becoming quite the cheeky monkey.
- chuffed (adjective): pleased
Use it in a sentence, please: Hazel was chuffed to little mint balls.
- dodgy (adjective): sketchy
Use it in a sentence, please: She fled to the ladies room to avoid the dodgy fellow at the bar.
- faff (verb and noun): to waste time (v) or a time-waster (n)
Use it in a sentence, please: Dominic felt that any interaction with his family was a bit of a faff.
- gutted (adjective): really upset
Use it in a sentence, please: Beth was gutted about what that asshole Ramsay Bolton did to Theon Greyjoy.
Use it in a sentence, please: She accidentally hoovered up the slip of paper on which she wrote an important email address.
- jacket potato (noun): baked potato
Use it in a sentence, please: Do I really need to?
Use it in a sentence, please: “Come on then, get your kit off,” she had her hero say to the heroine in the sex book she was writing.
- knackered (adjective): exhausted
Use it in a sentence, please: Cris was knackered Sunday morning after staying out so late the night before.
- knickers (noun): panties (yes, I love this word too)
Use it in a sentence, please: I already did (see above). (Knickers in a twist = panties in a bunch)
- pinched and nicked (verbs): stole
Use it in a sentence, please: René pinched some candy from the jar on Beth’s desk.
Use it in a sentence, please: Once the heroine had gotten her kit off, the hero gave her a good rogering.
- rubbish (should be a noun, but Brits use it as an adjective): worthless
Use it in a sentence, please: I’m rubbish at this Twitter malarkey.
Use it in a sentence, please: The teenager’s mother got so angry at him that she threw all his Xbox games in the skip.
- shambolic (adjective): very disorganized, confused
Use it in a sentence, please: The shambolic mess of a woman straggled home after a night out way past her bedtime.
- shirty (adjective): bad-tempered or aggressive
Use it in a sentence, please: Barry reminded his old girlfriend that the night of the first Tommy Stinson experience was also the night she got into a scrap at the front of the stage because some girl got shirty with her.
- the tits (adjective): fantastic
Use it in a sentence, please: That shit is the tits.
- wee (should be a verb, but Brits use it as a noun): pee
Use it in a sentence, please: “I went for a wee,” the crazy American shouted to everyone within earshot at the club.
I have heard or read all of these in just the past month. I’ve used some of them. It’s made conversations more interesting.
(British friends, if I have got it all to cock, please make sure I’m sorted. I promise I won’t throw a wobbly.)
Side note: This was in the British aisle of my local international market. Pretty sure it should have been Marmite. (I was looking for mushy peas. No, they’re not gross. Shut up.)
Cheerio!
Beth
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